I found myself hanging out the new bairn hours of this decade at a club for the first time ever.
On the subject of being there:
*Really not my thing, I realize I am way too critical.
*My partner paid me the highest complement of "I really, really like you and I HATE everything!"
*Always compliment the transvestites on their efforts-really, how long did it take them to figure out their getup?!
*Never ask the really high person you are chatting with how much E they've taken-it really offends them!
*Always have cab fare on your person, life is quite unpredictable.
*That thick oppressing feeling and weird smell is DESPERATION!
